hoelloween:
how many times can someone leave your door open before you’re allowed to kill them
(Source: yuckier, via fake-mermaid)
aflockofseagulls:
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
(Source: armisael, via fake-mermaid)
strifeandslash:
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
(via fake-mermaid)
horcruxs:
it may seem like i’m always online and that’s because i am
it may seem like i’m always online
and that’s because i am
(Source: heisalionwhocantalk, via thesituationbaby)